Pick me ups

Ah, pick-up lines, they're the bane of our existance, a source of hilarity and sometimes the start of something beautiful. Fresh from the world of chatting up, here's the good, the bad and the ugly.

• "Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning."
• "Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?"
• "Help the homeless. Take me home with you."
• "Will you be my Christmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you."
• "Hi, my name is "Milk", I'll do your body good."
• "Sit on my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up."
• "If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
• "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
• "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

The sweet

The projectile vomit

• "Be unique and different, just say yes."
• "Are you a Pokemon?? Coz I'd sure like to Pikachu!!"
• "Did you fart, 'coz you blow me away!"
• "Well, f**k me if your name isn't Abadabi Mulluloholla!"

More cheese than a dairy farm

• "Is your name Gillette? No. Really? Because you're the best a man could get."
• "Just checking to see you were really made it heaven."
• "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."
• "I hope you know CPR, coz you take my breath away!"
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

The quirky

The comebacks
Him: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
You: "No thanks. There's already one a-hole in there!"

Him: "Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?"
You: "Yeah, but this time don't stop!"

Him: "I think you're the best looking girl in here."
You: "Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!"

Him: "Haven`t I seen you some place before?"
You: "Yeah, that`s why I don`t go there anymore."

Him: "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
You: "No I think your excess weight is taking all the air!"

By Cleo Staff