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Cheesy chat-up lines a winner

By Cleo Staff
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Do cheesy chat-up lines work?
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According to new research, women love a cheesy chat-up line because it shows the man has a sense of humour. Lines like, "Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?" and, "Is it hot in here or is it just you?" have proved to be winners with women because researchers found ladies are more likely to fall for a man if he breaks the ice with a light-hearted one-liner.

Researchers at OnePoll, which questioned 4000 adults, found that 59 percent of women secretly like it when a man uses a funny chat-up line, and three-quarters of those polled said they would be receptive if the line was delivered with a smile.

They also found that seven out of 10 women like being chatted up while out with their friends because it boosts their confidence.

''Women like a guy with a sense of humour and a cheesy chat-up line is a good way of displaying that," a spokesperson for OnePoll said in a media release.

''To fire off a good chat-up line at a pretty girl, the man will have to be pretty confident, too, and women like confident men."

But not all lines are guaranteed to get the girl. Lines such as, "Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes", were deemed over-the-top and likely to leave the man with egg on his face.

So to all you guys out there, you'd better start practising your one-liners. But remember, there's a fine line between being funny and being cringe-worthy, so make sure you get it right!

10 cheesy chat-up lines that work

  1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  2. I've had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  3. Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
  4. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
  5. I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?
  6. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say, "No".
  7. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  8. Do you mind if I stare at you up-close instead of from across the room?
  9. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
  10. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

10 cheesy chat up-lines that don't work

  1. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, let's talk".
  2. I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye. Because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
  3. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?
  4. I've lost that loving feeling. Will you help me find it?
  5. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  6. Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
  7. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  8. I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.
  9. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  10. I may look like a frog, but if you kiss me I'll turn into a prince.

Do chat-up lines work on you? What are the best, and worst, you've heard? Leave your comments below.

User comments
Do you have any raisins? no.. How 'bout a date? =]
"If girls were snot, I'd pick you first"
hahahahaha funny, luv it Puddles
hahahaha love it Puddles
Ever seen a duck fly backwards? How bout a ***?
Like bacon? Wanna strip?
also don't expect the girl to burst into laughter, as long as she doesn't leave, then its all good, continue from there. remember that the point of doing this is for the guy to have fun doing it, it doesnt really matter how the girl reacts to it, why should the guy care anyway?
This is true, BUT the lines must be delivered with a smile and a sense of humour otherwise it DOESN'T work. Also the guy must also TRANSITION into something IMMEDIATELY afterwards, otherwise he's just the CHEESY PICKUP LINE GUY
One says to object of desire, "So, have you ever tripped over a tree?" She'll probably say, "No" To which you reply, "How about a root then?" Then stands there grinning like a Lounge Lizard from Accounts.
Hows about... Do you like wine gums? well wined your gums around this +)

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